Unless you live under a rock, you’ve probably heard about Everclear. Coming in at 95% alcohol content, Everclear has the potential to be fatal due to the extremely high alcohol content. But does that stop college students from drinking it? NOPE.
1. Shots! Shots! Shots!
Let’s get this night started! I’m ready to tackle the notorious Everclear. I am invincible! I’m going to make this night my bitch.
2. Mentally Prepare
Ok, everyone’s watching me that’s ok. Take your time you got this! Can’t be as bad as people say, it’s only like 95% alcohol, right?
3. Shot Number One
Ok, it’s time. Let me get my cool as fuck cat shot glass and pour this baby up to the brim. Anyone else see this shit? One shot? Okay. SIKE TWO BITCH! Yeah, that’s right Britney, I’m kind of a badass NBD.
4. Why are my taste buds dead?
Oh my god that was the worst thing I’ve ever tasted. Holy fuck did I just drink nail polish remover? What the frick no no no no and NO!
5. Why am I not drunk yet?
Shot number 3 and I’m still not even drunk. Fuck this shit. I’d be drunk on Tequila already. I can’t believe I wasted money on this, I knew the hype wouldn’t match up. (You probably are.)
6. Oh Hello stranger I don’t know let’s make out.
Is it me or is that lamp starting to look like Channing Tatum?
7. The Blackout Portion
I can’t get up or don’t know if I’m speaking in coherent sentences but I still wanna get litty-titty so I’ll just dance on the couch my friends placed me on after pass out number #3 🙂
8. When you start to vomit but your friends keep making you drink but it’s ok cause YOLO right!?!?
So this is what death feels like.
9. Cry. Sob. Drunk Text. REPEAT.
Why did I think this is ok? Why has Chad not responded to my 24 Insta DM’s at 3 AM? I’m never doing this again let me drunk text all my ex’s to make me feel better.
10. The Hangover Pt. 4.
I hate my life. I hate Everclear. I hate myself. This should drink should be illegal, oh wait, it is.
PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY.
STATES EVERCLEAR IS ILLEGAL: California, Florida, Maine, Massachusetts, Hawaii, Iowa, Michigan, New York, Nevada, Ohio, Washington, North Carolina, New Hampshire and Minnesota