1.You got this

Just because you have let this hill beat you before doesn’t mean it will win this time. You will beat Jeff Hill this time, you will not let it destroy you. Woody

2. Am I really this out of shape?

I mean I know I haven’t been to Ping all year but there is no way I let myself go this much.

The Santa Clause

3. Can anyone tell how heavily I’m breathing

Ok I swear the person behind me can’t hear my breathing, but what if they can? Is it that obvious that I am this out of shape?

Heavy Breathing Cat

4. Why didn’t I take the elevator?

There is an elevator in Glidden hall that lets out right at the top of Jeff hill, everyone knows that, why didn’t I just factor in the extra 5 minutes it would take to use that elevator?

Elevator

5. How important is it that I go to this class/activity?

I mean its not terrible for me to skip this one thing just because I don’t want to walk up this hill right?

Ferris Bueller

6. * Sees someone running up Jeff * why would you do that to yourself?

I mean I’m not one to judge, I can’t even walk halfway up Jeff hill without getting winded but running up this mountain just seems like pure torture.

Jogging

7. Is it acceptable to take a break?

I wonder if I would get any weird looks if I just stopped and sat down for a quick second?

Nap

8. Can one of these people driving up the hill give me a ride?

There are always people driving up Jeff hill, and most of the time they just look out the windows, taunting you with their effortless trip to the top. I wonder if I asked nicely if one of them would give me a ride?

Car

9. This concludes my workout for the week

After the trek up this mountain I won’t need to go the gym for another week, maybe longer this hike really took a lot out of me.

workout gif

10. I’m never doing that again

Next time I’ll take the long way to class because that just wasn’t worth it.

Never Again

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