WHAT TO WATCH TONIGHT BASED ON WHERE YOU LIVE
WRITTEN BY DANIELA MONICO
So it’s probably a Sunday afternoon and you’re super bored. Maybe you finished your assignments for tomorrow’s class or maybe, and most probably, you have yet to do that assignment but screw it procrastination is life.
So you opened up Netflix or an illegal online streaming site (shh don’t worry we all do it), and you’ve been scrolling for a while and you can’t seem to be able to choose anything to watch. Well you’re in luck, because I have gone through what you are going through except that I’m a loser with no life so I decided to make this article to help you.
So we’re starting out with Florida because I’m biased and this is where I’ve lived almost my whole short life. Besides the hot weather, the humidity, the lack of seasons, and the endless “Florida man” hilarious new headlines, Florida is a great places to live. So if you’re from Florida this is what you should be watching:
MOVIE: Moonlight (Because obviously you gotta represent, and just because it’s a beautiful movie.)
TV SHOW (COMEDY): Jane the Virgin
So apparently weather is a big part of defining states. Also it looks like people in Alabama go through a lot. You guys okay? Well if you aren’t maybe you should watch a movie or a tv show, and wow, lookie here I can help you with that. (See how I dropped that in there.)
MOVIE: A Single Man
TV SHOW: Malcom in the Middle
I don’t know Alaska seems pretty… chill… Yeah okay I’ll show myself out.
MOVIE: The Emperor’s New Grove (If you have yet to see this, trust me… watch it!)
TV SHOW: Nikita
Oh wow look another weather meme seems to have made it’s way into this article, wonder what genius did that.
MOVIE: Frank (Weird-ish movies but super good.)
TV SHOW: Friday Night Lights
Classy is what I had to be in order to not post another weather meme.
MOVIE: Amelie (Really cute movie!)
TV SHOW: Shameless (You won’t want to stop watching so let the binge begin.)
No yeah we have the same thing in Florida.
MOVIE: Begin Again (Awesome cast and music.)
TV SHOW: Black Mirror (If you seriously haven’t watched at least one episode of this show you’re missing out.)
Remember when I was going to be classy and stop with the weather memes…. Yeah well…
MOVIE: Heathers (A classic with some amazing one liners you will want to incorporate into your daily life.)
TV SHOWS : One Tree Hill (I binged watched all of it. The characters are awesome and it’s nice seeing them at different stages of their lives. You’ll enjoy it if you love CW shows.)
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this meme but like I’m sorry Connecticut (I say from Miami Beach where its nice and warm right now.)
TV SHOW: Revolution (Short lived show that deserved more air time but the first season is really good and the premise is awesome.)
So bipolar weather is just a thing everywhere apparently.
MOVIE: Good Burger
TV SHOW: Mad Men (One of my good friends has a huge crush on Jon Hamm and you should all see why.)
From my research of Georgia I’ve come to two realizations.
- To outsiders Georgia= Atlanta
- The weather is even more bipolar than Miami weather and that’s saying a lot.
Also I will avoid The Walking Dead because that’s just too easy and if I put it down, am I really trying to help you?
MOVIE: The Place Beyond the Pines
TV SHOW: Master of None
Not gonna put Lilo and Stitch but consider it an honorable mention because that movie is the best.
MOVIE: The Heartbreak Kid
TV SHOW: The Twilight Zone
(Buys plane ticket to Idaho.)
MOVIE: The Iron Giant
TV SHOW: Penny Dreadful
I’m excited to do this states seeing I’ll be moving here for college, whoop whoop!
MOVIE: Only lovers left alive (This is a brilliant not cliche and overworked vampire movie. I know it’s only available on Netflix as a DVD but I’m sure you’ll figure something out wink wink.)
TV SHOW: Starkids on Youtube. (Okay this isn’t on Netflix but this theatre group makes hilarious parody type shows with amazing music. You may know them fromA Very Potter Musical and if you don’t you need to know about them. Search them up and watch any play. Also check out Tin Can Brother’s musical “Spies are Forever”. Both of their production’s are all online.)
I wanted to post a weather meme but it would just be another one about bipolar weather and I don’t want to do that to you guys again.
MOVIE: Midnight in Paris (For those who love to travel back in time and meet icons.)
TV SHOW:House of Cards
Not gonna lie if I saw this in Iowa I would start fangirling.
MOVIE:The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Because Wes Anderson rocks.)
TV SHOW: Sons of Anarchy
Don’t worry Kansas, turn signals in Miami are barely existent.
MOVIE: An Extremely Goofy Movie (I make it a habit to watch this movie with my mom often, it’s just really good and with a cute, sweet message. Also it’s the Goofy movie so C’mon!)
TV SHOW: Supernatural (Lawrence, Kansas 22 years ago.)
In all honesty thought, I love KFC.
MOVIE: Spotlight (A really well done movie about good journalism with an amazing cast.)
TV SHOW: Peaky Blinders
I’m not saying that this is a weather meme but like it is and I couldn’t help myself.
MOVIE: Lord of the Rings (All three of them. yes they’re long but they’re worth it.)
TV SHOW: Frasier
It’s never too cold for those fashionable short. Move aside Bella Hadid.
MOVIE: 13 going on 30 (Young Mark Ruffalo yes please!)
TV SHOW: Jessica Jones
Game of Thrones weather meme with Jon Snow, I think I really nailed it this time.
MOVIE: Tangerine (I still can’t believe this whole movie was shot on an iPhone.)
TV SHOW: The Office (Laughter, tears, second hand embarrassment? Yep that’s The Office.)
How about “Welcome to this awesome article written by a beautiful woman” am I right? 🙂
MOVIE: Only Lovers Left Alive (A refreshing view on vampires with amazing actors and it’s just a really good movie. It’s only on Netflix DVD but I know you’ll think of something.)
TV SHOW: Game of Thrones (if you’re not already watching this you totally should be.)
Just wanted to post this picture because that girl’s face is priceless.
MOVIE: I don’t feel at home in this world anymore.
TV SHOW:Luther (Idris Elbaaaaaa!)
I need at least one pun in this article… Or like multiple let be honest.
TV SHOW: Rectify
WHAT? No weather meme? It’s called growth. And if you were wondering, yes I did the m-i-s-s-i-p-p-i thing to spell Mississippi.
MOVIE: Queen of Katwe (An under appreciated Disney movie that is really cute and with awesome characters.)
TV SHOW: Santa Clarita Diet (One name: Drew Barrymore.)
I’m sure this article but you out of your Missouri from long scrolling through Netflix.
TV SHOW: BoJack Horsemen (On the surface it’s a story about a washed up horse but this is a very surprisingly deep show.)
They honestly look like such a cute couple, I wish them well in their relationship.
MOVIE: To Kill a Mockingbird
TV SHOW: The Crown (Matt Smith is literal heart eyes in just everything.)
He looks like he had an awesome Friday night. He probably just finished a movie mentioned in this article.
MOVIE: Larry Crowne (Tom Hanks never disappoints.)
TV SHOW: 30 Rock (We all need more Tina Fey in our lives.)
So that’s how Harvey Dent became Two-Face.
MOVIE: Sing Street
TV SHOW: Chewing Gum (Don’t watch in class like one of my friends did because you will burst out laughing and attract attention. Then again that’s how I found out about this show so go ahead.)
Wow, New Hampshire has been through so much.
TV SHOW: New Girl
And the movie/tv show below are not new but they’re really good.
MOVIE: Inglorious Bastards (This movie is a cinematic masterpiece)
TV SHOW: Parks and Recreation
Use this article they said and by them I mean me.
MOVIE: How to Steal a Million (Audrey Hepburn knocks it out of the ballpark with yet another movie
TV SHOW: Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman is just a duo that can’t be beat. Each episode engrosses you into Sherlock and Watson’s world so perfectly that you won’t want to leave.
North Carolina what did Virginia ever do to you? Also this was the only meme I could find that wasn’t related to weather, so you’re welcome.
MOVIE: A Walk to Remember (Tears: check)
TV SHOW: Freaks and Geeks (Only one season but it’s worth it)
This article… So long you won’t run out of movies or tv shows to watch.
MOVIE: Barton Fink
TV SHOW: Halt and Catch Fire
Wow it’s like we all traveled to Ohio together!
TV SHOW: Broadchurch (David Tennant can just do anything.)
Welcome to this article. Movie and shows everywhere. But guess what? No weather memes for a while.
MOVIE: Punch-Love Drunk (Before the Adam Sandler we know now)
TV SHOW: Limitless (Only has one season and will probably only have that one season but this show is really worth it.The characters are great and it’s a thriller with great humor. The ending is also satisfies the viewer so you do’t go mad after the end.)
Oreganos are my favorite species.
MOVIE: The Third Man
TV SHOW: Bones (You will attach yourself to these characters and never let go.)
But is the deer okay?
MOVIE: Moonrise Kingdom (Yes another Wes Anderson movie but he’s just brilliant okay?)
TV SHOW: Doctor Who (A show that has absolutely everything. The first episode is a little hard to get through but it’s worth it and the cgi progresses as the show goes on.)
Rhode Island just another ruthless state.
MOVIE: Kung Fury (A small movie, just like Rhode Island. Ha see what I did there? Sure this is a crazy, very 90’s and just funky movie but it’s something everyone should see at least once in their lives.)
TV SHOW: Daredevil (Marvel took everything we love about their movies but made it somehow better in this tv show.)
Okay at this rate this article is gonna be full of Game of Throne/ weather memes. You guys good with that?
MOVIE: Seeking a friend for the end of the world (pleaseeee watchhhhh)
TV SHOW: House of Cards
Yeah I actually don’t know what to say about this meme, so umm enjoy the movie and tv show down below.
MOVIE: Atonement (I will always have a soft spot for Keira Knightley
TV SHOW: The Get Down
You had to have seen this coming.
MOVIE: Beginners (Gotta love Ewan McGregor)
TV SHOW:Brain Games
We need those in Miami too.
MOVIE: Sweeny Todd
TV SHOW: Merlin (Sure this show breaks your heart multiple times but it’s worth it.)
Don’t lie and say you weren’t missing the weather memes.
MOVIE: Cake (Jennifer Aniston is more than just Rachel Green.)
TV SHOW: Turn
Wow two weather memes in a row? Yeah I like to live on the wild side.
MOVIE: Fantasia (A classic that always can be rewatched.)
TV SHOW: Galavant
Three weather memes?! I know what you’re thinking, what genius is behind this article?
MOVIE: The Birdcage
TV SHOW: Dexter
Tbh both look pretty so go you Washington.
MOVIE: In the Loop
TV SHOW:Homeland (Claire Danes is just beautifully powerful in this show.)
Can the same go for North and South Dakota?
MOVIE: Room 237
TV SHOW: iZombie (A show with an interesting premise that actually pulls it off.)
Hey at least they have a warning.
MOVIE: Chicago (Even if you’re not a big musical theatre fan, this is a really funny and interesting story about the media and murders.)
TV SHOW: The Walking Dead (This show is just iconic.)
Cows are cute though, and they won’t honk and curse at you.
MOVIE: The Prince of Egypt (I saw this movie so many times as a child. It’s just really good.)
TV SHOW: Once Upon A Time
I hope this article will help you decide what to watch tonight!